I enjoy our conversations.
- Her: Lucky you, I had to hangout with this asshole yesterday.
- Him: Why'd you hangout with an asshole?
- Her: ...
- Him: You've hung out with me so it should be fine.
- Her: No, but he was trying to make advances on me and he was being incredibly rude!
- Him: Just tell him to fuck off, haha. I mean I make advances all the time like "Get in the kitchen & sandwich me," but you never fucking do, WTF!